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Can we talk about how the average star apology video runs 2 minutes 47 seconds now
I timed 30 apology videos from the past year and the average was 2 minutes 47 seconds. Not one of them went past 4 minutes. The older ones from like 2015 ran 6 to 8 minutes easy. So now the format is basically: quick camera stare, 45 second statement, one tear squeeze, done. Anyone else clocking these or is it just me?
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beth_park6d ago
The tear squeeze is the tell. If they hit the right mark and the eyes stay dry you know the whole thing was scripted by a manager. I started skipping to the last 20 seconds, that's where the actual apology lives if there is one.
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