Watched a pop star's apology on my phone at a laundromat in Cleveland and started laughing out loud
She said "I hear you" 9 times in 3 minutes without ever saying what she did, and an old dude folding socks next to me just said "that girl ain't sorry, she's scared." Now I can't watch these videos without counting the buzzwords, so what's the one apology phrase that instantly makes you call BS?
Man, this reminds me of a wedding toast I sat through where the groom said "I'm not perfect" four times and never once said what he actually did at his bachelor party. His aunt next to me whispered "he's digging a hole, not an apology" and she was right. "I'm not perfect" is my instant BS flag now, it's like a get out of jail free card for people who don't want to name the thing they did.