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Just realized I stopped trusting the 'health' shelf at my co-op after a guy in a lanyard pitched me on a 2 hour 'orientation'
I used to scan ingredient labels alone, but after a woman in Boulder invited me to a $450 weekend 'reset' that was just a recruitment funnel, I only go with a friend who asks hard questions. Does anyone else have a script for when a friendly sample table turns into a two hour sales pitch?
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nina_hall484h ago
My dad got roped into a timeshare breakfast in Myrtle Beach and now he treats every free pancake like a hostage situation. The second someone offers a "quick chat" he's already backing toward the door with a plate in hand.
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