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My friend insisted the 'secret menu' burger at that one chain was amazing

So my buddy Jake kept going on about this 'animal style' burger he got from a place in Riverside, saying it was the best thing ever. He gave me the exact order to say, like a whole paragraph of modifications. I finally tried it yesterday, and it was a total disaster. The patty was burnt on the edges but somehow still cold in the middle, and they drowned it in so much sauce the bun turned to mush before I even got to my car. I paid over $14 for a soggy, lukewarm mess. Jake swore by it, but honestly, it tasted like regret. Has anyone else had a 'secret menu' recommendation completely backfire on them?
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charles_baker28
Secret menus are such a gamble... my cousin talked me into some crazy coffee order with extra shots and cold foam. Tasted like bitter melted ice cream and cost a fortune. Couldn't even finish it.
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nancy_king29
My friend's secret menu burger was raw inside, @charles_baker28.
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lewis.brian
Ever wonder if these secret menu items are just kitchen mistakes that got popular? Like someone's order got messed up, they posted it online, and now we're all asking for a "burger with extra pickles but also no pickles and add mustard between the patties." It feels like we're just ordering chaos and calling it a hack.
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