Yeah the "didn't live up to the hype" part is so real. It feels like there's always a new miracle drink that everyone swears by for a month. Remember when charcoal lemonade was supposed to detox you? Or that mushroom coffee trend that just tasted like dirt. You do it for a week, feel nothing, and then the next big thing comes along.
Oh, I bought that mushroom coffee, convinced it would make me a morning person. Tasted exactly like you said, like someone filtered coffee through a pile of wet leaves. The jar is still in the back of my cupboard, a quiet little monument to how easily I'm sold on a nice looking label. I guess the only thing it detoxed was my wallet.