In this article from mid-2006, former CYD moderator Railfoxen introduced us to yet another shameful example of furry faggotry taken to the illogical extreme.
Note: Some portions have been changed from the original text due to differences between the site policies of CYD and Vivisector. Additionally, some linked texts were lost during the acquisition and transfer of data from CYD.
Sunday, July 9. 2006
Chibiabos: Distorted Prose
Chibiabos: Distorted Prose
by RailFoxen
In preface, Vivisector.org is staunchly against bestiality. We fully support all local and state laws protecting expression of animal abuse and neglect. We conversely enjoy our protections afforded by law, and make efforts to comply with all statutes regarding free speech1.
Oregon - backwoods incestuous flyover country for the West coast - boasts a large community of pet lovers and rapists. Quite a variety of personalities. Though I call it a community, there isn't much solidarity to it. While united in their love of buggering smaller mammals trained not to resist, most can't stand each other. Ebonlupus and Snowolf are rabidly misanthropic to anything that hasn't declared undying love for a furry animal - and some who have. Sibe is, well, Sibe, and thoroughly ostracized from the petloving community he once shared in. Chibiabos somehow hasn't been discussed to death, yet is in ways a more interesting character than any of these. You see, this one is a writer. He's spiritual, and expresses his life through his prose. He's a fighter, a defender, as we shall see. Chibiabos is a classical warrior-poet, someone who takes after myself, gone very, very wrong.
To start, Chibiabos is only his current avatar. In the past, he's been known as Ironhoof, Klondike Wolf, and other imagination-dead alises that are such fun to search Google Groups for - have Ironhoof's Furvey. MUCK denizens may have met him under the Colorado alias, or perhaps one of the dozens of alts he notes on his WikiFur article. This current alias rides the fad of dragging Native American religion through the mud, giving it a good coat of semen, and calling it one's half-hearted faith. This one is more special, however, as it has no Wikipedia article. Now, it's good to know these aliases, as we find little jewels, such as this posted in January 2001 by none other than fandom favorite Ebonlupus:
I would also like to thank Klondike for his love and gentle spirit. He is the only human being I have ever loved as an adult. Be strong, my friend - we'll realize our dream some day!
This is probably where he rose above the run of the mill state-hopping petrapist. (Arkansas, by the way, he claims is the Oregon of the mid-south. Full of inbred stumpfucks who don't care their neighbor is abusing strays.) The late 90's and early 21st century shows Chibiabos bouncing MUCKs and online services, posting to various furry Usenet groups whinging about his treatment at some place or another. But, natch, two antisocial damage cases can't survive long in this hostile world, or anywhere else they might have human to human contact - best to keep it to AIM, kids. This intercourse from Yiffstar, November 2004:
Quotes taken from the thread pictured.
Snowolf: Chibiabos, I'm surprised you like to call him ex BF seeing as he'll never, in his life, say the same about you. :b
Chibiabos: We were in love, we rented a house together, we were intimate. It didn't work out in the end, but we were together for two years even when circumstances forced me to move out
for the first several months of those two years, we stayed in contact and in love. Whether or not he wants to pretend it never happened, it did, its a part of me and my life. I'm sorry if he feels ashamed I was ever part of his. I don't exactly feel a lot of pride over my relationship with him, with Darwin or with Hawk ... but nevertheless, my relationships with each are a part of me and forever will be. I am not sure why you or anyone considers it a surprise that I admit to having tried human relationships. I try to be honest about things.
Snowolf: Seeing as he never will admit to being "in love" with anyone, let alone with you, especially when he hates the word love.. and the word boyfriend.. I'd think it wise you stop calling him your "ex-boyfriend" as it's obviously just one sided. When you were kicked out, it ended there, he didn't like you at all after that.. >.> Should see the look on his face when your name is mentioned. xD
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I sit beside him for hours upon hours each day, and we talk a great deal.. my knowledge comes firsthand from his mouth. But then, this series of comments was about you calling him your ex-boyfriend, when he never has nor shall, call anyone that. hahaha
To be replaced by Snowolf as a signifigant other is certainly just above placing personals ads in a dog breeder magazine on the list of zoo-pathetic lifestyle moves. At least he didn't ask Sibe to take him back. He's been through a whole string of bad furry lovers, actually as he expressed in this woundedpaws community post.
Through all this, he's escaped reality through writing and the MUCKs. Well, not so much the MUCKs:
Tapestries has proven an unsuitable place for me, and I have toaded all my characters. Further, I do not wish my original creations to to be associated with Tapestries in any fashion, and I hereby disallow posting any logfile anywhere containing any of my characters (RedMoon, Ironhoof, Fortivirago or Tekyakonu) that was recorded in Tapestries MUCK for any reason. These characters are my original creation and violating this expressed decree is a violation of intellectual property.
He's a prolific writer, in the same way Gonterman is a prolific cartoonist or Pink Fairy Lotus is a prolific artist. Self insertionist masturbation of no quality, all! These stories he promotes everywhere, links appearing in his signatures on the Yiffstar forums, updates surfacing in Usenet, quite a bit of wankery about them on WikiFur. A segment whose use is covered by fair use has been here reprinted from the fiction about lesbian mares:
The stallion, confused by Ironhoof's indifference, slowly clopped toward her. "I beg you ... |
Cloudchaser, take notes. These massive epics-to-be he calls 'Realms', far beyond mere fictional jerking, and - read the summary page - all revolve around pseudo-Native religious imagery. So much he's written about his own work, there's little left for me to do other than point out: wanker. Wanker. Wanker. Chibiabos, you are a wanker. Wanking. Now, speaking of wanking, we see his spiritual fellatio of Timothy Albee (fellatio by Timothy Albee). Albee is known only by his insipid pseudo-feudal Japanese technology demo, titled 'Kaze: Ghost Warrior', which did to Japan whatever Inuyasha didn't. Albee made a fanbase with a hamfisted wapanese interpretation of Japan's culture, much as Chibiabos did with his liberal furry fucking-around with American native legend. The love seems to extend from there. View the pure obsession Chibiabos has with the demo, starting with his amazing dissection of Kaze, the impressive train of edits to Kaze: Ghost Warrior, Kaze and all the other characters of demo, Timothy Albee, Burned Furs...
Obsession number three: anti-furries. Visitors hopefully know anti-furries are generally a laughable trainwreck of angry obsessive cranks, unable to perform much of anything by themselves aside from self-destructive drama. This doesn't stop Chibiabos from fighting anti-furries wherever he may see them. There is apparently a mob of FurryMUCK players who stalk him2. He can trace this mob back to the CYD forums, no less! And always, I'm the ringleader. The eager reader may read the threads he's positioned as proof, and attempt to find where his mysterious 'playing me like a fiddle' claim came from. Until then, these comments stand as nothing more than delusional paranoia. He's commented heavily in the Burned Furs article, and put some time into the now-dead UK group Furs Against Furs.
But when he puts his mind to Sibe, his mania turns frightening. Read his comments. Then view the pissing on LiveJournal. The beating of dead horses on Wounded Paws. And far more posts elsewhere - I don't care to dig deeper. Once you've seen the first dozen girl suits, the rest fail to amuse.
Bestiality /is/ natural. It doesn't take much research to discover interspecies relationships, and cave paintings depicting it predate the theoretical beginnings of Christian mythology by millenia. Intolerance to others' sexuality, on the other paw, is unnatural. I take it that you feel no one should be allowed to be zoophile, nor tolerate those who are? --Chibiabos 04:13, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
In brief. No jokes need to be made about Chibiabos, for Chibiabos is a cruel joke incarnate. He is among many who adopt animals as others take runaways. Like a nonviolent sexual predator does with naive runaways, they train their dogs, their spiritual children and lovers in their deluded minds, to enjoy rape. Chibiabos, like his compatriots in Oregon and abroad, carnally takes these flesh puppets, and enjoys spreading his seed in them. He is a wretched misanthropic creature for it, full of hatred, seeking companionship not in his fellow man and sapient intelligence. Instinctual, simple, logical creatures are all he has for company, and he has dreamt up spirituality and excuses to explain why he prefers them over creatures who are above eating their own shit. Do not mourn his lost German shepherd, for it is in a better place.
He hates 'ewmahns', he hates 'Winblows'3, he hates nearly everything that isn't on four paws. He's paranoid, he's delusional, he attempts to revise history as suits him. His escapist prose is little more than rampant self-pleasure. There is nothing he hasn't failed spectaularly at. Karma is a bitch.
I read your mind
Suffered through every last detail
I watched you try to make sense of your life
And I watched you fail
1 No real names, photos or contact information will be given in this article. Nor will any be made available from the author or organization.
2 I alone am Raiya on FurryMUCK. I do not believe he believes in a 'mob scene of one', but I expect to be surprised he counts me as several people.
3 He's another illustrious Open Source prick, RMS be praised.
