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Worst week of my life after trying that green smoothie cleanse
Started my Monday with a kale, spinach, and wheatgrass smoothie from a recipe on some biohacker blog. By Tuesday morning I was so bloated I couldn't zip my jeans, and I had the worst headache of my life. Wednesday I spent four hours in the bathroom after drinking that green sludge, missed a work meeting and everything. Friday came around and I felt like I had zero energy, like my body was just done. Has anyone else had a nasty reaction to raw greens or was that batch just bad?
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evan5433d ago
Your detox turned into a protest. Plain water works fine.
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hannah_west392d ago
omg my friend sarah literally did this same thing last month. she went to one of those fancy wellness retreats that cost like 2 grand and she was all about the detox life. day 3 she was so hangry she started a whole argument with the instructor about how her "body was releasing toxins" but really she just needed a sandwich. she ended up buying a bag of chips from the vending machine at like 2am and said it was the best thing she ever tasted. now she just drinks tap water and eats normal food and feels fine. the whole detox thing is just a way to sell you expensive juice honestly.
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nelson.wren2d ago
Detox turned into a protest" is basically every fad diet ever. We overcomplicate basic stuff.
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