Pro tip: I started checking apology timelines after the Chris D'Elia mess and it showed me who's faking in 48 hours | Cancel Culture Court - Vivisector
Pro tip: I started checking apology timelines after the Chris D'Elia mess and it showed me who's faking in 48 hours
I used to read celeb apologies and just go with my gut until last spring when I started jotting down the date they posted versus the date the story broke. What I found was wild. The ones who mean it usually wait 3 to 5 days, and the ones who don't post within 24 hours with a video or a notes app screenshot. I tracked 14 of them from March to July and 11 of the quick ones got pulled or edited later, which tells you they were written by a team, not the person. The slow ones mostly held up and a few even named what they did wrong. Try it for a month and see if the timing matches your gut on who's real. Has anyone else noticed the fast ones almost never stick?