Sat down to write a real sorry note to my neighbor in Tulsa and picked between two versions, and I still don't know if I picked the honest one | Cancel Culture Court - Vivisector
Man, I wrote an apology note to my landlord once and spent 20 minutes trying to decide between "I'm sorry" and "I sincerely apologize" like it was the dang SATs. Here's the thing: the honest one is usually the shorter one, the one that sounds like you actually talk and not like a greeting card. If you had to pick between two, the one you felt weird about sending is probably the real one.