Sat through a livestream of a YouTuber's apology and counted 4 times he said 'if' instead of 'I did'
My roommate and I argued over whether to watch the full 22 minute video or wait for a recap, and I picked the full thing so I could judge the wording myself. He thanked his fans, blamed stress, and plugged his merch drop at the end, which told me more than the apology part did. Did anyone else catch the part where he said he'd 'learn and grow' but never said from what?
My cousin livestreamed his own breakup apology back in 2019 and kept saying "mistakes were made" like he was a press secretary, then closed with a discount code for his podcast. The merch plug at the end is always the tell.