I was grabbing a quick snack at the Walmart in Flagstaff last Tuesday and this dude walks up to customer service with a Subway sandwich that was clearly missing two bites. He tells the cashier it tasted weird and he wants his money back. The cashier just stares at him for a solid 5 seconds, then asks if he has the receipt. He pulls a crumpled one out of his pocket and she actually processes the return. I stood there watching like a moron for 2 minutes because I couldn't believe they took back a sandwich that was half gone. The hot takes on this sub are wild but nothing beats watching someone return food they already ate in real life. Has anyone else seen a return that made you question everything about common sense?
Last Sunday my sister-in-law took one bite of my flapjacks and said, "These are like eating a dry sponge." She wasn't wrong, I was following some influencer's method that called for mixing the batter until it was totally smooth. Turns out you should leave the lumps alone and stop fussing with it. Has anyone else had their cooking game wrecked by a YouTube tutorial that looked too perfect?